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Ruining World War II with Bad Translations

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I took Wikipedia’s Timeline of World War 2 and ran it through Google Translate using languages with the worst translation quality. Enjoy this adventure through WW2 darkest timeline. MUSIC: Axis Theme - Hearts of Iron IV March of the Black Boots - Company of Heroes (Songs of the Front) Rap - Wolfenstein 3D Communist America - Hearts of Iron IV America the Beautiful - Civilization V Slaughter - Battlefield 1942 Bombing Them - Hearts of Iron III Battleground - Medal of Honour Pacific Assault The Final Frontier - Hearts of Iron IV Main Theme - Red Orchestra 2 Heroes of Stalingrad Main Theme - Medal of Honour Allied Assault The Trial - Chrono Trigger subscription and thumb up thanks you

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@starcereal10 months ago " march 11th: british food"
truly one of the most catastrophic events of ww2. 10111
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@my_thy10 months ago The fact that is he is both a reaccuring character and has the most coherent storyline is hillarious. 5567
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@82dorrin9 months ago He did a lot during the war.
he was an absolute legend. 1361
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@JoaoVitor-dj1wl6 months ago Stalin: " you can' t defeat me"
hitler: " i know but hecan! "
proceeds to destroy the ussr. 355
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@sunnex47410 months ago I like how he/him is just a random jacked british guy performing all these incredible feats. 2870
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@Unknown-bw2co9 months ago I now understand how people can die of laughing. " my aunt bought me a plane for 50 cents" made my chest hurt. 645
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@thomasawl10 months ago I cant believe they sent himinto the war. 11389
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@IWishIDidntExist23339 months ago As a european, from europe, i am filled with gratitude when shinzo abe declared us independent. We will never fogor him. 737
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@CsubAzUrmedve9 months ago he lore
- the british and french governments sent him to germany. Reasons unknown, possibly espionage or even punishment.
- founded - prevented hitler from invading britain all by himself. Hitler was their common enemy.
- was in central africa after fighting in great britain and france during the christmas war. Some historians believe that the christmas war was the reason he was sent to germany.
- led an army to crete and established a kingdom there. Has a british uniform, probably to spite the british even more or he really liked the look of it.
- summoned the estonian army to destroy the soviet empire. This caused peace in germany. If there are any parallels with our current timeline, he was probably successful, because the soviet union fell in 1991. He took his time that' s for sure, if this is true. ...Expand 462
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@robertl63636 months ago I just love how rommel is going on his own little adventures. Like founding the eu and becoming a comrade. 74
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@aurenkleige9 months ago I like how italy carried more weight in this fake wwii than they did in the real one.
" bloody, pirates! " 829
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@PedroHenrique-ki7oe9 months ago I love how brazil just straight up said: " you know what? I' m ending diplomatical relationships with the most important countries " 116
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@jacobbruce257310 months ago The fact that who he is never explained or elaborated upon makes this so much funnier. 4308
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@EasilyPeasily10 months ago He was truly a hero, single handedly winning the battle of britain and attacking crete. 625
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@kevinredford69899 months ago Props to shinzo abe for inventing time travel so he could announce the indepence of europe in 1939. 164
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@Eagle-od1im9 months ago I like to imagine the first person segments are written by the author writing down this timeline during his own experiences in the war, from losing his . ...Expand 136
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@82dorrin9 months ago " eat salami and bravely declare war on finland. All soviet forces were destroyed. Many of them armed. "
actually a pretty accurate summary of the winter war. 901
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@user-never-existed9 months ago From the moment HE appeared, I decided HE was my favourite character. Amazing plot line, absolutely SHREDDED in the gym from the sounds of it, and has the power to do things no other human can do.
The British must be so proud to have someone like HIM.
HE is an absolute warlord. HE is a kingdom founder. HE is an independent entity with the power to overthrow global superpowers. Best part is, HE is just off in Greece founding his own goddamn kingdom. I love this man.
Like look at this! ( ) HE SUMMONED THE WHOLE ESTONIAN ARMH TO DESTROY THE SOVIETS!! .. ...Expand 115
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@wilhelmhetrick894810 months ago This is literally just hoi 4 with historical ai turned off. 2333
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@applememes537210 months ago
yes, the most tragic thing to happen duiring the WW2 124
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@roadent2179 months ago Last week i went to the hogwarts memorial in vilnius. It was quite harrowing to see what horrors transpired back then in 1941. 237
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@-R-E-D-9 months ago bro just changed his accent in 2 seconds 30
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@MorganDubzMusic9 months ago I laughed for many moments, but as I am polish man myself, this quote definitely got me wheezing 149
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@Mingu_hao6 months ago As a european citizen, im so thankful that shinzo abe declared us as independent. 27
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@TastyReal10 months ago I swear the stories of he are so insane an entire novel could be written. 2477
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@samueltm75089 months ago Funny thing is, a siege lasting 22 years isn' t that uncommon throughout history. The longest siege was 26 years long and the second longest was 21 years. 104
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@ZAPPERZ_9 months ago My grandfather served in his army. I am proud to be the grandson of a man, who served the cretean emperor. 44
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@sakkra939 months ago
"The goal is to kill them all and get out of the door. But the blood started flowing, and the neighbour fell asleep." 56
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@isg49 months ago " ribbentrop: to hell with it"
the most sane thing the translation said. 65
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@szandorthe13th9 months ago I absolutely lost it at the moment japan declared war on itself. I spent most of the video up to that point snickering to myself, but that was the moment that broke me. 38
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@oilybat32698 months ago The british and the french government sent himto germany
oh shit its goin down. 643
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@YourFriendlyOfficeAssistant9 months ago I love how the " small ship" hit by radio attack is a king george v-class battleship, one of the largest allied ships of the war. 38
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@princeimrahil65579 months ago I love how the author breaks the 4th wall just to admit to his warcrimes 30
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@jakubkriz12937 months ago Man i just wanted to say thank you for your work. These were 20 funniest minutes of my life without break. This video is absolutely incredible and i appreciate . ...Expand 15
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@smaragdchaos9 months ago I don' t know who " he" is, but he is my favorite character in all of this. He just summoned the estonian army to destroy the soviet empire, . ...Expand 30
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@Grilled-Cheese-Obama-Sandwich.6 months ago " hitler summoned the whole country"
i cast the whole country! 7
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@plumpotato564210 months ago He might just be the most influential person in history. I mean, hebeat the germans in the battle of britain, conquered crete, and the with the estonians destroyed the entirety of the ussr. 2729
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@nathanwaterser82189 months ago " finland declared war on finland, and the soviet union"
finland hurt itself in confusion. 8
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@TheSkiingDragon9 months ago I love how it has a personality and sentience, it gives you advice, and tells you what its done, doing, and going to do. 12
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@Undydamon9 months ago Why does this feel like a diary of some guy during the war but like he only hears off everything that happens through word of mouth so everything comes also, we need to know our narrator' s relationship with he.
he had such a character arc, so many ups and downs, truly peak writing. ...Expand 20
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@BuckBlaziken8 months ago heis an absolute legend. Truly the most remarkable man to have ever lived. 14
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@acomment179810 months ago This is like an old war veteran with dementia trying to tell stories of the war while mixing up certain details, getting distracted by the tv, and being haunted by the war crimes he has committed. 2138
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@sirbumfluf8 months ago For some reason, the german air force immediately scrambling to conquer scotland at the start of the war had me absolutely howling with laughter. 15
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@neldert13979 months ago Alright, now i really want to read the full doc after seeing this. Even if it makes no sense, visualizing it all out like this would be hilarious. 13
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@Hand-in-Shot_Productions9 months ago This is quite a weird edition of the war! Due to this video, googling the very phrase " eat salami and bravely declare war" a sentence that didn' t thanks for making this!. ...Expand 12
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@atomicdancer9 months ago I have been to coventry, and i can definitely tell you that the magic of the night would be in full swing if the city centre was being destroyed. 9
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@codandmgsrock9 months ago I wish we had access to the full doc, you can see there are some real gems that never get mentioned. Imagine what else we didn' t see? 30
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@theblazingtomb128910 months ago People often underestimate how instrumental shinzo abe was in european independence. Honestly id argue it was impossible without his interference. 1821
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@frasermcaulay91089 months ago I like to belive that he played for the german national team and he was so good both brazil and italy decided not to play so fifa sent the teams they beat in the quater final to both play against germany and he. 14
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@ElDisable5 months ago I love how he is doing whatever he feels like during the full war, occasionally summoning full armies to aid the allies. I like to imagine he without a . ...Expand 4
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@niklasholmlundful9 months ago As a swede i can totally get behind " eat salami and bravely declare war on finland" 11
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@SplatLue199 months ago Okay this video beats all the previous ones, with it 3 times i thought my lungs were about to pop out of my mouth
because i was laughing so much good videos, i' m curious to see what' s next!. ...Expand 3
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@DestinyYlisse7 months ago I came here from mr. Terry history, i am not disappointed that i chose to subscribe! 2
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@crashmartin152510 months ago I like the idea of a mysterious supersoldier, gigachad character who obviously was a british elite soldier but went rogue and established his own kingdom and ran around causing chaos in europe. 2448
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@Igzilee9 months ago I want to know just how google translate managed to give us this masterpiece of a timeline. 11
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@aaqil16037 months ago I was there during the battle of kursk there were so many ships, there was so much tension in the air as we all waited for the other to make an move. And yes, there was an ancient temple. 5
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@DB-Games9 months ago Can we just take a moment to appreciate these amazing graphics to go with this wildly incoherent plot. 11
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@DreamOf9449 months ago The on-point visualisation makes this truly outstanding. 6
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@negry_10 months ago He was not the hero we asked, but he was the hero we deserved. 885
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@democraticrepublicofsprout72639 months ago I love how despite the genaral chaos there are still certain timelines throughout the whole things. 5
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@anthonyn.737910 months ago In an alternate universe, this is exactly how world war ii went. 8
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@mire47949 months ago How could sabaton have not already made a song about the great war hero he and his many brave actions? 11
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@kilgore.9 months ago This is the most hilarious 20 consecutive minutes of video i' ve ever had the pleasure of viewing, couldn' t stop laughing the entire time. 8
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@azrelsakhi114110 months ago I love the fact that the entire reason of winter war was just " eat salami and bravely declare war on finland" it had me rolling. 2294
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@mathguy373 months ago This is the funniest thing i' ve seen all year and will probably stay like that for a while.
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@Comrade_forever5 months ago This is more accurate than the other version! Thanks for the very true story! 2
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@benganiskanal9 months ago This might just be the funniest video of all time!
i litteraly had to stop every 5 seconds to not collapse from laughter. 4
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@user-mc1sv7oc7y10 months ago The rommel that died in a traffic accident was comrade rommel, while the rommel who was captured was vizier rommel. 696
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@Trivial_Whim9 months ago Mauritania was a ship. A british one that moved troops, so they got lost on a boat.
it cant even be about the ship sinking because she went back to being a cruise liner until the mid sixties after the war. 5
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@NKVD19449 months ago Broo comrade rommel just f' ing killed me hahahaha
i just watched to the end and i realised that rommel has his own arc in this, this is amazing! 1
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@VGLounge9 months ago "Nubian" Nubians (Nobiin: Nob, Arabic: ) are a Nilo-Saharan ethnic g roup indigenous to the region which is now Northern Sudan and Southern Egypt. They originate from the early inhabitants of the central Nile valley, believed to be one of the earliest cradles of civilization. In the southern valley of Egypt, Nubians differ etc whatever .. ...Expand 11
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@Paradox_Incognito9 months ago Theory: he was the one writing this account, years after the war. This explains the random notes ofand " i killed a man. " 10
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@NCStatehuman1239 months ago Never have i laughed so hard while watching youtube
you, sir, have just earned another subscriber. 2
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@crystalcat100210 months ago He is one of the greatest men in human history. He saved britain, founded his own kingdom in greece, helped waken britain' s future enemy, the ussr, . ...Expand 875
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@anxiousseal5568 months ago I gotta split this video and watch it in two days since i can' t handle laughing my ass off to the point it cured my contispation for 20 minutes great job. 2
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@MrScratchproof5 months ago I laughed so much i cried. Thank you for this. 1
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@lmperio_Espanol5 months ago Omg, the Red Orchestra 2 Soundtrack!. You gave me good memories
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@netiphon8 months ago Lore of he
he was sent to war
he did not want to fight
but he do barbarossa3
he had a british uniform
he continue fighting
complete rest. ...Expand 4
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@Water_15610 months ago time traveler kicks pebble
the chain reaction: 283
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@alaaaxpruski655910 months ago This is the funniest video i have seen in months, respect. 1
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@TriphexCorporation5 months ago Actually, that part about wang jingwei running a robot empire is accurate! He was one of our company' s earlier board members; 3. 3
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@silviabatista1847 months ago Best documentary ever on world war ll. Biggest revelation ever: the course of history was often decided by the intervention of " him. " 1
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@utdshack482959 months ago " my wife was captured by the soviet army"
my breath left faster than italy switching sides. 4
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@eighto12135 months ago My great grandpa lost his life during the christmas war.
my great grand uncle was kidnapped by italian pirates, he was a sailor. 2
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@satriadicky373210 months ago I love how he was a single entity that doesn' t represent any canonical ww2 faction. This man singlehandedly build his own empire amidst the chaos and mf is a chad warlord. ...Expand 674
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@lennaertvanmierlo29554 months ago This vid is way more funny than it has any right to be!
bless cher. 1
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@ChrispyBoiYTP9 months ago I love how there was a world cup in 1944 randomly with it just saying the semi finals. 3
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@M1551NGN09 months ago They say "History always repeats itself." 6
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@cjanderic61814 months ago the fact that it could be any of our pillows. 6
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@whitehawk409910 months ago You failed to note at that when the Germans had moved 150 miles to Moscow, their advance was equivalent to 62 feet. 2297
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@jamlokinut9 months ago Best laugh i had in some time, gigachad oscar nominated goated video. 2
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@Deathly667 months ago so thats what the black loads were for 8
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@flyback_driver9 months ago yeah, the first time I got RuneScape membership I was lost in Morytania as well. Died to some ghasts and sent back to Lumbridge. It's a common occurrence I believe it. .. ...Expand 6
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@JonatasAdoM7 months ago Vizir rommel. Okay, that got me good. I lost it here, nice rendiition.
vizir rommel just became a comrade rofl.
what' s next, he' ll this man rommel is doing a lot!
nevermind what i said, he is ari now!
ps: i just had that " it' s war" sketch in my mind some time ago
also, your translated wikipedia is becoming sentient. You' re supoosed to not feed it history!. ...Expand 1